Morris Minor Owners Club

‘Mummy, I hate Daddie’s guts’
‘ Well, leave them on the side of your plate, dear’.

The wood may be a better match.

‘Mummy, why do I keep walking around in circles?’
‘Be quiet, or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor!’

I think it’s horses for courses.... we can do ,or not do, whatever we choose to our cars. Provided it’s legal of course .
And the degree to which we ‘improve’ them depends upon personal taste and how the car will be used.

Most women don’t have an Adam’s Apple anyway
No differences of opinion about Benny and co as far as Minor owners are concerned then.

The characters in the pictures appear to be wearing COVID face masks .
An example of Morris owners being ahead of their time?

Just a stray thought... aren’t they called ‘biscuits’ in this country?

Did they have font types in those days?

Did you ever get your traveller?

A late, great, contributor to this forum would have had a lot to say about headlight peaks
Suffice to say, he wasn’t keen on them...

I know that boat owners swear by Capt Tolley’s for stopping leaks from windows.
It is a very useful product.

Looks like it’s been standing for a while... The lawn’s been mowed around it and there’s a sapling growing

You are a one

Does that joke work in German as well?

The DPF on my 2010 Tiguan was coming up as faulty. I had it flushed through under pressure. They inject a cleaner, then neutralise it. Then run the car for a while. It did the job, no more limp home mode. What is concerning is that the clouds of smoke coming out of the exhaust, after the treatment, ...

Three men were stranded on a desert island with no food apart from a box of tinned meat. They debate how to get into the tins. One, an engineer, proposes a machine made from palm branches and sharp stones. The second, a thermodynamics expert, recommends heating the tins on a fire until they rupture....

They are easy and fun to refurbish, provided the structure is ok

Is it just when you start the car, or continually smoking?

I’m not much of a Dyson fan. They perform well ,but for a ‘premium quality’ machine their reliability is quite poor...in our experience.