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by SteveClem
Tue Sep 29, 2020 6:45 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The awful joke thread
Replies: 18
Views: 372

Re: The awful joke thread

‘Mummy, I hate Daddie’s guts’
‘ Well, leave them on the side of your plate, dear’.
by SteveClem
Sun Sep 27, 2020 4:35 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: One of the family...
Replies: 1
Views: 111

Re: One of the family...

:D :D
by SteveClem
Sun Sep 27, 2020 12:28 pm
Forum: Bodywork
Topic: Traveller door suppliers
Replies: 1
Views: 66

Re: Traveller door suppliers

The wood may be a better match.
by SteveClem
Sun Sep 27, 2020 12:22 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The awful joke thread
Replies: 18
Views: 372

Re: The awful joke thread

‘Mummy, why do I keep walking around in circles?’
‘Be quiet, or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor!’
by SteveClem
Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Disc brakes
Replies: 50
Views: 815

Re: Disc brakes

I think it’s horses for courses.... we can do ,or not do, whatever we choose to our cars. Provided it’s legal of course :D.
And the degree to which we ‘improve’ them depends upon personal taste and how the car will be used.
by SteveClem
Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:21 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Servicing A Minor Benny Hill Style
Replies: 17
Views: 414

Re: Servicing A Minor Benny Hill Style

Most women don’t have an Adam’s Apple anyway :D
No differences of opinion about Benny and co as far as Minor owners are concerned then👍.
by SteveClem
Wed Sep 16, 2020 9:29 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Morris Art
Replies: 15
Views: 2284

Re: Morris Art

The characters in the pictures appear to be wearing COVID face masks 😷.
An example of Morris owners being ahead of their time?
by SteveClem
Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:02 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: for those who like cookies
Replies: 15
Views: 399

Re: for those who like cookies

Just a stray thought... aren’t they called ‘biscuits’ in this country? :lol:
by SteveClem
Wed Sep 09, 2020 6:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Font type
Replies: 4
Views: 173

Re: Font type

Did they have font types in those days? :D
by SteveClem
Mon Sep 07, 2020 7:32 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Morris coming back?
Replies: 3
Views: 897

Re: Morris coming back?

Did you ever get your traveller?
by SteveClem
Mon Sep 07, 2020 7:19 pm
Forum: Bodywork
Topic: New headlight fitting
Replies: 17
Views: 519

Re: New headlight fitting

A late, great, contributor to this forum would have had a lot to say about headlight peaks :lol:
Suffice to say, he wasn’t keen on them...
by SteveClem
Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:01 pm
Forum: Bodywork
Topic: Van cab seal leak
Replies: 4
Views: 164

Re: Van cab seal leak

I know that boat owners swear by Capt Tolley’s for stopping leaks from windows.
It is a very useful product.
by SteveClem
Sat Sep 05, 2020 7:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Spotted today.
Replies: 2167
Views: 340513

Re: Spotted today.

Looks like it’s been standing for a while... The lawn’s been mowed around it and there’s a sapling growing :lol:
by SteveClem
Sun Aug 16, 2020 7:04 pm
Forum: Mechanical
Topic: Noisy engine & lack of power at speed
Replies: 79
Views: 1590

Re: Noisy engine & lack of power at speed

😂 Does that joke work in German as well?
by SteveClem
Sun Aug 16, 2020 6:43 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: My 'Modern' during lockdown...
Replies: 3
Views: 203

Re: My 'Modern' during lockdown...

The DPF on my 2010 Tiguan was coming up as faulty. I had it flushed through under pressure. They inject a cleaner, then neutralise it. Then run the car for a while. It did the job, no more limp home mode. What is concerning is that the clouds of smoke coming out of the exhaust, after the treatment, ...
by SteveClem
Sun Aug 09, 2020 2:45 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Tin opener.
Replies: 13
Views: 590

Re: Tin opener.

Three men were stranded on a desert island with no food apart from a box of tinned meat. They debate how to get into the tins. One, an engineer, proposes a machine made from palm branches and sharp stones. The second, a thermodynamics expert, recommends heating the tins on a fire until they rupture....
by SteveClem
Thu Jul 23, 2020 7:14 pm
Forum: Mechanical
Topic: Steering Wheel
Replies: 7
Views: 426

Re: Steering Wheel

They are easy and fun to refurbish, provided the structure is ok :D
by SteveClem
Sun Jul 19, 2020 7:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Smoky exhaust
Replies: 3
Views: 186

Re: Smoky exhaust

Is it just when you start the car, or continually smoking?
by SteveClem
Thu Jul 16, 2020 7:21 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Gasket material for Dyson vacuum
Replies: 8
Views: 234

Re: Gasket material for Dyson vacuum

I’m not much of a Dyson fan. They perform well ,but for a ‘premium quality’ machine their reliability is quite poor...in our experience.