Morris Minor Owners Club

Moaner

Needs a turbo!

7/2 on for the clutch release bearing

Bruces

Would have done far better with a simple quality respray in one of the 'correct' colours and adding sensible mods. Wheeler Dealers did a Minor better and sold cheaper at£7k. It was a much better car IMHO. Methinks Drew believes too much of his own hype.

Lobster

A lot link back to organised crime and E.European crime gangs. They're also diversifying into GumTree and other similar sites. This is why I'm most likely to buy via club or private ads.

In the late 70s the big yard near Croft circuit was excellent.Loads of 50s and 60s. Inside the big shed was the pre war stuff. All lost in a massive blaze in 1979. Also was a good yard near Leyburn but the owner was hard to deal with. In my own town I got a load of splittie bits off a car the owner ...

Growler

Brutality

Risky

Pre-Cambrian

We see V5s with chassis plates on ebay all the time - too easy to make a ringer and I suspect that's exactly whats planned. People who do this trade are scum.

Prius - 42-47 Mpg
My old morris - 50mpg on a longer run
Ah, progress...

Eat it? Ideal for a vegetarian or vegan

beware the affluence of incohol...

This comes close...

Scabies

Flatulence

Dunny