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by Chappers
Sat Jun 18, 2022 9:10 pm
Forum: Useful Tips
Topic: Absorbing oil and fluids
Replies: 1
Views: 1723

Absorbing oil and fluids

Just some useful tips to cope with fluids and oils on the garage or driveway when doing maintenance. A few things I have used, apart from the obvious drip trays etc. The absorbent mats that go on mattresses and chairs etc in hospitals and care homes. These are used for incontinence and other bodily ...
by Chappers
Fri Dec 10, 2021 5:17 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The awful joke thread
Replies: 138
Views: 144342

Re: The awful joke thread

Thats my good deed for Christmas done at Tesco tonight. I was behind an old lady at check-out. Her bill came to £28 but she only had £20 and claimed she must have lost £10 in the shop. I felt very sorry for her. She didn’t want help but I insisted and in no time at all, we had most of her shopping b...
by Chappers
Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:17 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The awful joke thread
Replies: 138
Views: 144342

Re: The awful joke thread

She was only a road mender's daughter, but she never had her asphalt.
by Chappers
Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:16 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The awful joke thread
Replies: 138
Views: 144342

Re: The awful joke thread

She was only a Fishmongers daughter, but she had a crab on her plaice poor sole.
by Chappers
Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:15 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The awful joke thread
Replies: 138
Views: 144342

Re: The awful joke thread

An Irishman went to the Doctors to find out the results of a test. The Doctor says, " I'm afraid Paddy that I can only give you two weeks to live".... Paddy thought for a while and then replied, "Well Doc, in that case can I have the first week in July and the second week in August&qu...
by Chappers
Sun May 23, 2021 9:24 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The awful joke thread
Replies: 138
Views: 144342

Re: The awful joke thread

Bit of a long one for you, great to try and tell it in the pub after you've had a few! The tale of the three huts. One day a man was shipwrecked and got washed up on the beach of a remote tropical island. Unfortunately for him it was inhabited by a fierce tribe of cannibals. These natives saw him be...
by Chappers
Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:22 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: What would you do?
Replies: 11
Views: 1981

Re: What would you do?

Probably sit there for a while, then back up...slowly...oops I stalled the car, now it won’t start (cos I’ve pulled out the choke fully while the engine is hot), oh dear-it looks as if I’ll have to get out and push it backwards...sorry I’m so slow, bad back and leg (bazooka round injury at Iwo-Jima)...
by Chappers
Sat Mar 27, 2021 6:20 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Who's had the Covid vaccine? Anyone going to refuse it?
Replies: 141
Views: 22092

Re: Who's had the Covid vaccine? Anyone going to refuse it?

"Anyway - I'm not old enough, and I'm healthy enough not to have been called for the vaccine yet. I'm reasonably confident that if I got it, then it wouldn't cause me massive problems - but when my time comes I will get the jab whichever flavour it is..." Matt, Your either brave, ignorant ...
by Chappers
Sun Mar 21, 2021 3:22 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The awful joke thread
Replies: 138
Views: 144342

Re: The awful joke thread

Whats Irish and stays outside all year round?

Paddy O'Furniture
by Chappers
Sat Mar 06, 2021 8:15 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Who's had the Covid vaccine? Anyone going to refuse it?
Replies: 141
Views: 22092

Re: Who's had the Covid vaccine? Anyone going to refuse it?

I had the Pfizer vaccine a couple of weeks ago now and all was fine. Lots of volunteers helping out in the local health centre which was all very well organised. Wife had hers in the same place a few days later, however she had the Oxford one. She had flu-like symptoms for a couple of days (high tem...
by Chappers
Sat Feb 27, 2021 10:11 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Measuring the size of the Earth!
Replies: 4
Views: 1833

Re: Measuring the size of the Earth!

Be better off teaching them how to pay household bills and fending for themselves when they get older rather than relying on the bank of Mum and Dad.
by Chappers
Sun Feb 14, 2021 8:24 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The awful joke thread
Replies: 138
Views: 144342

Re: The awful joke thread

You’ll never find hairs on an apple,
But you’ll always find hairs on an ape.
And it’s only the hairs on a gooseberry
That stops it from being a grape
by Chappers
Sun Feb 14, 2021 8:22 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The awful joke thread
Replies: 138
Views: 144342

Re: The awful joke thread

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dunnnnng
by Chappers
Fri Feb 05, 2021 4:12 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The awful joke thread
Replies: 138
Views: 144342

Re: The awful joke thread

Just been cleaning out the attic with the wife.
Filthy dirty and covered in cobwebs-but she's good with the kids........
by Chappers
Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:00 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The awful joke thread
Replies: 138
Views: 144342

Re: The awful joke thread

BNAG



That’s bang out of order......
by Chappers
Sat Jan 16, 2021 6:58 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The awful joke thread
Replies: 138
Views: 144342

Re: The awful joke thread

What’s black and white and eats like a Horse?
A Zebra
by Chappers
Sat Jan 16, 2021 6:57 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The awful joke thread
Replies: 138
Views: 144342

Re: The awful joke thread

Two worms in a graveyard making love in dead Ernest.
by Chappers
Sat Jan 16, 2021 6:55 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: The awful joke thread
Replies: 138
Views: 144342

Re: The awful joke thread

What’s the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?
You can’t wash your hands in a Buffalo
by Chappers
Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Carpets & underlay
Replies: 10
Views: 1692

Re: Carpets & underlay

I fitted the underlay and carpet first and then seats and seatbelts. With all the seats out, I stripped all the old carpet and underlay out and painted the floor. This gave a good surface for any adhesive for the underfelt. When fitting the carpets, the holes for the seat mountings and seatbelt fixi...
by Chappers
Thu Oct 15, 2020 5:48 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: observations
Replies: 33
Views: 4448

Re: observations

Question;
“When would you overtake a vehicle on the left?”

Answer;
“WHEN THE [Don't swear or you will be banned - Admin] IN FRONT WONT MOVE OVER.....“