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[drivewasher]

Years and years ago.... I used to make my own beer and lock it in the shed to keep it away from the Mrs and her sister. (Both reet rum uns!) We all had a glass or two but they always wanted to carry on (pair of alci's ) But I would fall asleep with a full pint glass in my hand and always got a shock awakening as the glass tipped over and wet me.
It's only recently when we were talking I discovered that I didn't actually spill my drink. Whilst I was asleep in chair they drank my drink with straws. When it was finished they threw a cup full of cold tap water on my thighs and shouted at me because I dropped off and spilled my drink.

You dont wanna know about the other stunts they have pulled!!!