Tricks of the trade ...!!

[delwin]

1. If it does not move when you hit it, the hammer ain't big enough

2. When all else fails read the bl@@#y instructions

3. Read the handbook?? Thats like cheating ain't it

4. Copperslip is very good spread on threads of nuts and bolts, it prevents corrosion, is easy to undo, the fixings are reusable and it will resist the effects of pig s##t

5. For certain applications, a left handed ferret thats handy with a paint brush is a useful addition to any tool box.

[philthehill]

You forgot to mention the ROUND TUIT Always useful.

[irmscher]

How much is a left handed Ferret Delwin

[dalebrignall]

a long wait

[delwin]

hmm left hand ferret, cost you 2 gerbils, a hamster and a round tuit!!

[mobylette]

Swap you for a box of sprocket holes.

[lambrettalad]

and a large tub of elbow grease