Morris Minor Owners Club

Guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuffed down his trousers. "I know", he says, "it's driving me nuts".

Clown divorces usually end up in a lengthy custardy battle...

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other ‘do you know how to drive this?‘

A dyslexic man walks up to the bra...

........and the other dyslexic man went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Continuing the theme: Did you hear about the dyslexic, atheist, insomniac who stayed awake all night wondering if there is a dog?

Dyslexia is a serious condition!
I have a friend who has joined a poetry club to see if that will help with her dyslexia.
She hasn’t come up with any poems yet but she’s made some pretty good vases and jugs

Mexico has announced a novel COVID vaccine based on Tequila.
I think we should take it with a pinch of salt.

What did the duck say when he swam into a wall?

Dam

What’s the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?
You can’t wash your hands in a Buffalo

Two worms in a graveyard making love in dead Ernest.

What’s black and white and eats like a Horse?
A Zebra

BNAG



That’s bang out of order......

Here's something I found while sorting out my Father-in-Law's memorabilia and other stuff when he couldn't like unsupported any longer.
It's written as an official telegraph/signal; I believe it dates from his Army national service in the 1950s, it's certainly on very old paper.... is it familiar to anyone...

POLICE NOTICE
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A REWARD IS OFFERED FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE ARREST OF EDDY CURRENT , CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF
AN 18 YEAR OLD COIL NAMED MILLI HENRY , WHO WAS FOUND HALF CHOKED AND ROBBED OF VALUABLE JOULES .

THE UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL , ESCAPED FROM WESTON PRIMARY CELL WHERE HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS. THE ESCAPE WAS PLANNED IN THREE PHASES . FIRST HE FUSED THE ELECTROLYTES , THEN HE CLIMBED THROUGH A GRID AND DESPITE THE IMPEDANCE OF THE WARDERS , FINALLY WENT TO EARTH IN A MAGNETIC FIELD . HE HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE FARADAY .
WATT SEEMS LIKELY IS THAT HE STOLE AN A.C. MOTOR , THIS BEING OF LOW CAPACITY START HE IS EXPECTED TO TRY AND CHANGE IT FOR A MEGACYCLE , THEN TO RETURN OHM BY A SHORT CIRCUIT .

WITH APOLOGIES R.E.M.E MAGAZINE.

By my count, there's over 25 electrical engineering terms/phrases running through that.

How Coulomb is that ! Quite a little Joule, ——- sorry couldn’t Resist it

Thanks for sharing Berni, I laughed so much it Hertz!!

I see there's no Reluctance to have some Continuity of the subject....

I'm ex-static, currently.

I knew we'd get a few bright sparks posting electrically related things. Stiill, I have no resistance to that, and at least it's not terminal.

A dynamic post with some very good points.