What new hell is this?

[Maurice_Minor]

Watching a documentary the other night claiming Queen Elizabeth I was a geezer in drag. They clam that's why "She" wore so much makeup & wore high collars, to hide her Adams apple.
Below is Cate Blanchett doing a brilliant rendition of our great Queen's Tilbury speech, except now you must imagine her voice is that of Arthur Mullard, Most 60+ will know who that was.
(For your convenience I have put an extra link to Arthur Mullard so you can imagine Elizabeth I speaking in his voice)

Tilbury Speech:
https://youtu.be/T3Bq1h728X0

Arthur Mullard & Hilda Baker in song:
https://youtu.be/u8kRNMyvkAw

[rocco]

There's all sorts of rubbish online. I saw something yesterday that claimed Elvis was a woman! Elvis of all people!

[Maurice_Minor]

It wasn't "On-line" the "Documentary" was on mainstream TV. The problem with the whole theory is if Elizabeth I had been a bloke in drag, he couldn't have done a female voice.
No one would have been fooled.
Imagine this clip with Her Mag with a bloke's voice, the Spanish would have yelled, "That's ain't no lady! Its a geezer in disguise!"

https://youtu.be/lMpigAUQt_4

[Monty-4]

Everyone knows the royals are actually alien lizard people!

... or at least those who spend a little too much time online!

[Maurice_Minor]

The internet has exploded with the release of photos allegedly showing Her Majesty appearing in her "Lizard" mode. One beret wearing, anti-monarchist, bespactacled, goaty bearded troll in sandals, screamed, "Why do you think she was called "Elizabeth?" They were mocking we the oppressed peasantry, E-LIZ-abeth! We must rise up as one & hunt down the "Lizard People" before its too late" The man was later returned to Rampton high-security psychiatric hospital.

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