The awful joke thread

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Re: The awful joke thread

Postby Classiccars » Thu Dec 23, 2021 8:23 pm

Heared of an accident on the M4 recently where a load of vicks vapour rub was spilled over the carriage way..Police advised there was no congestion for 12 hours..

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Re: The awful joke thread

Postby ianmack » Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:13 am

‘ I’ve got some of that German cake for Christmas ‘

‘ Is it stollen?’

‘No, I paid for it!’

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Re: The awful joke thread

Postby Classiccars » Wed Jan 05, 2022 7:44 pm

What did the dodgy builder do when he spotted the police car following.He bricked it.


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