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The wife of my mate has recently left him, he's in shock she took his Bob Marley CDs, the tv and satellite dish. Poor man -------No Woman No Skye. :D

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Lucky so and so, most of the aforementioned items can be replaced very easily :wink: :lol: :lol:

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What doughnuts does Bob Marley like best?? :)
With jammin :oops: :oops:
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Some guys have all the luck !!!
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This sort of thing reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjMbWtl49uY, where Wally is talking about how he foolishly made himself more attractive (About 15.30).
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Reminds me of a mate of mine who was married to a lady who never did any cleaning; the house was absolutely filthy. After some years, the bloke realised that he batted the other way and so his wife left and a young man moved in. The young chap was a fastidious cleaner and soon had the house spotless. No woman, no grime. :-?
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Then there were the Yodeling World Championships where the competitors lined up to form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue-eue :roll:
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These jokes are getting worse :lol: :lol:
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What jokes are they then :x

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Saudi Arabia don't show The Flintstones... but Abu Dhabi do....

Sorry
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That's a good one :lol: :lol:
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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. (Almost Morris related)
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firedrake1942 wrote:Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. (Almost Morris related)
Stroll on.....

Thatcher knocked THAT on the head!
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Further investigations uncovered it was an inside job!!
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Why do Norwegian warships have a bar code painted down the side?

Because they have to Scandinavian
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