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[les]

Albert Higgins, the man who invented Predictive Text, has died. His funfair will be held next monkey.

[palacebear]

Les !!! That's really terrible.


(I keep my proactive toast turned off)

[BrianHawley]

Ouch!

[les]

Try this one----- a weasel walks into a pub, and strolls up to the bar. The barman leans over the counter looks down at the weasel and says: In all my years behind this bar I've never served anyone like you before. What will it be then? "Pop" goes the weasel!

[Blaketon]

Some of Ken Dodd's one liners were priceless, such as:-

I haven't spoken to the mother in law for eighteen years, as I don't want to interrupt her

or

I told the Inland Revenue I don't owe them anything, as I live by the sea.

[palacebear]

My Ken Dodd favourite:

When I began working, income tax was tuppence in the pound. I thought it still was!