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Albert Higgins, the man who invented Predictive Text, has died. His funfair will be held next monkey.
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Les !!! That's really terrible.
(I keep my proactive toast turned off)
(I keep my proactive toast turned off)
1956 4-door called Max
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Try this one----- a weasel walks into a pub, and strolls up to the bar. The barman leans over the counter looks down at the weasel and says: In all my years behind this bar I've never served anyone like you before. What will it be then? "Pop" goes the weasel!
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Some of Ken Dodd's one liners were priceless, such as:-
I haven't spoken to the mother in law for eighteen years, as I don't want to interrupt her
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I told the Inland Revenue I don't owe them anything, as I live by the sea.
I haven't spoken to the mother in law for eighteen years, as I don't want to interrupt her
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I told the Inland Revenue I don't owe them anything, as I live by the sea.
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My Ken Dodd favourite:
When I began working, income tax was tuppence in the pound. I thought it still was!
When I began working, income tax was tuppence in the pound. I thought it still was!
1956 4-door called Max